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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Girls night out

    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos...... (MIDNIGHT)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".

    He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "I think we need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. s**t!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    #2
    Re: Girls night out

    haaaaaa..... you changed that up didn't you .. hee hee ..

    That sounds like a man to me .. hee hee ..

    Girls Don't Do That!!

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: Girls night out

      lol

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      • D'son
        Major General

        • Apr 2008
        • 2577

        #4
        Re: Girls night out

        Originally posted by LadyEye View Post

        Girls Don't Do That!!
        Who are you trying to fool??????? I was married, have a daughter and know better!!!!! They are just more discrete, or lie about it. My poor dog got blaimed way too many times.
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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: Girls night out

          Originally posted by D'son View Post
          Who are you trying to fool??????? I was married, have a daughter and know better!!!!! They are just more discrete, or lie about it. My poor dog got blamed way too many times.

          LMBO .... Nothing get's by you ... lol ...

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          • SAman
            Major General

            • Mar 2007
            • 2009

            #6
            Re: Girls night out

            Great one Joe. Why is it things don't always go for both?
            Mike

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            • LadyEye
              General & Forum Moderator

              • Jun 2006
              • 10526

              #7
              Re: Girls night out

              Originally posted by SAman View Post
              Why is it things don't always go for both?
              Hee hee .. both, you are assuming your better half right .. hee hee ..
              Well, lol, Women Rule 101 Lesson .. enlist urself .. lol ...

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              • SAman
                Major General

                • Mar 2007
                • 2009

                #8
                Re: Girls night out

                sorry LE I forgot my place.
                Mike

                Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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