And then the fight started....

[davidundalicia]

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good Afternoon Holly.............15:45 pm here............

I said to my grandchildren, be quite and go and play on the motorway....

thats when the fight started

[LadyEye]

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g'afternoon then David .. or is it evening now already, lol ...

He said she said and she said he said

and that's when the fight started ...

[patsy121105]

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station,
We'll never forget you'.................

and then the fight started!!!

[LadyEye]

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omg Patsy ... that is so funny ....

[jkadin]

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david sent his gran kids to the motorway i said to my wife we could send ours to the parkway.
then the fight got started

[jkadin]

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Ed said
keep an eye on the chat lounge, jkadin, as well as many others always has something in there to start the maddness
then the fight got started

[Karen Mac]

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Karen said..

WTF are you going on about Joe..???? Did you stub your toe again on the way to pee in the fridge in the middle of the night?

and... then the fight started..

Karen

[sedona]

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Having had previous experience with the most exasperating question in the world, on my wedding day I sweetly asked my beautiful bride if she would please promise to never in our upcoming lives together ask "Do I look fat in this?"

And then the fight started.

[Tom Finley]

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I said, "Brad--have you ever heard of a thing called Magento?"

And then the fight started.

[jkadin]

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Karen said..

WTF are you going on about Joe..???? Did you stub your toe again on the way to pee in the fridge in the middle of the night?

and... then the fight started..

Karen

no I banged my head tripped over my feet then stubed my toe then I forgot what I got up for
Then the fight got started

[Lcoisas]

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I have 2 girsl, that go to the same school, one was 9 by that time, other one 8.
I swear i NEVER teach them those things at home, but you know how kids are...
One day, youngest came home all scartched up because of a fight in school with a girl from Cabo Verde, and no matter how I tried, she didn't told me what was the problem.
Next day I went to school, and the teacher told me she has called the other girl black, because she called her stupid.
I asked her if she didn't know that's not a kind thing to say EVER, and she replied to me, exasperating:
- Then if she's not black, what colour is she? Pink? Yellow? Green?....
And then the fight REALLY started...

[jkadin]

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My wife said are we taking the kids out so i took the kids outside
then the you know what the fight got started

[karenwms63]

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I said, "Brad--have you ever heard of a thing called Magento?"

And then the fight started.

LOL---whole new forum---LOL
Guess he told you....LOL
And then the fight started...

[karenwms63]

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...and then the fight started...

[patsy121105]

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........and he said to me,
"If you ever get to look like your Mother, I'll divorce you"
42 years later, and I'm still trying to get him to keep his promise!
...and the fights gonna start real soon.