And then the fight started....

[SAman]

Re: And then the fight started....

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming
pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director
became aware of Edna's heroic act> she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered
her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news
she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The
good news is you're being discharged, since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded
that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself
in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved
him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'

Then the fight started..........

[D'son]

Re: And then the fight started....

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living
just outside Cornerbrook , Newfoundland , to find the main cause of
the Mad Cow *******.

Lady reporter: 'Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information
on the possible source of Mad Cow *******. Can you offer any reason for
this *******?'
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a Bull mounts a cow only once a year?'
Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): 'Well, sir, that's a new
piece of information, but what's the relation between this
phenomenon and Mad Cow *******?'
The farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?'

The reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what
about getting to the point.'
Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a
year, wouldn't you get mad?

Then the fight started

[davidundalicia]

Re: And then the fight started....

That ones a dilly........lmbao

I sometimes have that problem when I am using my boobie box......lol

To view my box follow this link:

http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/groups/wild-bunch.html

[SAman]

Re: And then the fight started....

That's a good one Ed.

David you might want to put some padding in your box, and take along a table.

and then the fight started........

[SAman]

Re: And then the fight started....

A little boy goes up to his father and asks, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replies, "Well son, you must have got it from your mother because I still have mine."


and then the fight started..........

[jkadin]

Re: And then the fight started....

Belong to you or me??

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"


....He Won....

Then the fight got started

[SAman]

Re: And then the fight started....

A woman in her fifties is at home, happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband ******* her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came back from having a mammogram and the doctor said not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
The husband then asks, "What did he say about your 52-year-old arse?"
"Oh, he never mentioned you," she replies.


then the fight started...............

[sedona]

Re: And then the fight started....

I booked a 4 day trip to Mexico for our anniversary and just for a little extra fun entered a 4 day golf tournament there.

My wife said she wanted a fur coat. I gave her a mousetrap and told her it was a starter kit.

And then......

[jkadin]

Re: And then the fight started....



fedex and ups delivering a package to the same company crashed into each other.

then the fight got started

[raganok]

Re: And then the fight started....

lool...... jkadin i like that one its true after you put a dollar into the vending machine is the pepsi yours??????
i would say yes... lol obvious thanks for the tip