Prostitute Parrots

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Prostitute Parrots

    A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    "What do they say?" the priest inquires.

    "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

    "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

    "Thank you!" the woman responds.

    The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

    One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
    sigpicJoe
    Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

    www.anytime-figurines.com


    "laughter is the best medicine"
    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
  • darklight
    Brigadier General

    • Jul 2006
    • 1309

    #2
    Re: Prostitute Parrots

    oooo haha

    Comment

    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: Prostitute Parrots

      Yeeeeesssss!!!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

      In God We Trust

      Comment

      Working...
      X