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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    At The Supermarket

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

    Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

    "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

    "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."

    "Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

    As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

    The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."
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  • SAman
    Major General

    • Mar 2007
    • 2009

    #2
    Re: At The Supermarket

    Then the fight started!!!!
    Mike

    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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    • davidundalicia
      General

      • Mar 2006
      • 6294

      #3
      Re: At The Supermarket

      Your getting your threads mixed up Saman.....

      Now the fighting will start...lol
      Have fun
      Regards..... David

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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: At The Supermarket

        That's nothing new David!!
        Mike

        Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

        In God We Trust

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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          #5
          Re: At The Supermarket

          LOL...good one, Joe. I can see that I "started something", but, dang, this is just so much fun...LOL
          Karen Williams
          Your Belief is Your Reality

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