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  • choco777
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1526

    TIDE Wonderful Detergent



    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!

    I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

    My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
    Choco777
    www.mayatabasco.com


  • karenwms63
    Colonel

    • Feb 2008
    • 865

    #2
    Re: TIDE Wonderful Detergent

    OMG.....oooooh....I'm tellin'....lol

    Hilarious!
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    • davidundalicia
      General

      • Mar 2006
      • 6294

      #3
      Re: TIDE Wonderful Detergent

      Hence the old saying:

      time and tide waits for no man...............lol
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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: TIDE Wonderful Detergent

        One helluva spin cycle, huh?
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        • darklight
          Brigadier General

          • Jul 2006
          • 1309

          #5
          Re: TIDE Wonderful Detergent

          ..... Shops are now sold out of Tide and the number of disappearing husbands has risen... lol.. guys, if your wife starts using it... get out asap haha..

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          • jkadin
            Brigadier General

            • Jan 2008
            • 1478

            #6
            Re: TIDE Wonderful Detergent

            do to the rise in selling tide dna samples will no longer be taken into account guilty as charged.
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