Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

    10. The monitor is up on blocks.

    9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

    8. The six front keys have rotted out.

    7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.

    6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

    5. The password is "Bubba".

    4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

    3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

    2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

    And the number #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer is....

    1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".....
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  • leebring
    First Lieutenant

    • Sep 2006
    • 179

    #2
    Re: Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

    I don't know any of those. i guess I'm not a Red Neck.
    lol
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    • SaraLM
      Corporal

      • Aug 2008
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

      That is funny!

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      • sedona
        Major General

        • Jun 2007
        • 2177

        #4
        Re: Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

        Funny Joe...
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          #5
          Re: Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

          Originally posted by jkadin View Post
          And the number #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer is....

          1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".....
          AWWWWW Snap!

          Found me out...............LOL!

          10. The monitor is up on blocks.
          ...is that the same as the printer on cinder blocks?.....LOL....just checking....not me but a relative (in-law) is doing this...LOL.....
          Karen Williams
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          • C L
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 5561

            #6
            Re: Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

            lol.....critter, bubba....haha

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            • davidundalicia
              General

              • Mar 2006
              • 6294

              #7
              Re: Are You A Redneck With A Computer?

              Are we all using that same password now ?¿?¿?¿
              .....goes to change it quickly.
              Have fun
              Regards..... David

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