A list of redneck computer terms

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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    A list of redneck computer terms

    Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

    Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.

    Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.

    Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

    Cache - Needed when you go to da store.

    Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

    Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.

    Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

    Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

    Diskette - A female Disco dancer.

    Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.

    Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

    Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

    Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

    Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.

    Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.

    Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

    Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

    Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

    Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

    Rom - Where the pope lives.

    Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

    Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

    Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

    Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear
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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: A list of redneck computer terms

    Loved them all................lol
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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: A list of redneck computer terms

      Those sound more like smokey mountains terms, not red neck!!
      Mike

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: A list of redneck computer terms

        lol....

        I've heard these ones.....haha

        Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
        Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.
        Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

        .....funny

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        • JudgeRight
          Private

          • Aug 2008
          • 1

          #5
          Re: A list of redneck computer terms

          Chip captures the sentiment perfectly.

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