Can You Get Married In Heaven????

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  • raganok
    Lieutenant Colonel

    • Jul 2008
    • 517

    Can You Get Married In Heaven????

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a
    fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly
    Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they
    began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?


    When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.
    St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
    me go find out," and he left.


    The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.


    While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed
    to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal
    aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together
    forever?"


    Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
    bedraggled.


    "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."


    "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things
    don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"


    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.


    "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.


    "OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest
    up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"
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  • sedona
    Major General

    • Jun 2007
    • 2177

    #2
    Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

    Funny!
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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    • davidundalicia
      General

      • Mar 2006
      • 6294

      #3
      Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

      eternity................lmbao.......that deserves a

      then the fight started
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      • karenwms63
        Colonel

        • Feb 2008
        • 865

        #4
        Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

        Karen Williams
        Your Belief is Your Reality

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        • raganok
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Jul 2008
          • 517

          #5
          Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

          When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
          take her someplace expensive....
          so, I took her to a gas station.....

          and then the fight started....


          ************************************************** **********************

          After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
          to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
          asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in
          my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
          I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
          have to go home and come back later.

          The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

          So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
          She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,'
          and she processed my Social Security application.

          When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
          experience at the Social Security office.

          She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
          might have gotten disability, too'

          And then the fight started.....


          ************************************************** *********************

          My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
          school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her
          drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

          My wife asked,'Do you know her?'
          'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
          took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
          and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

          'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a
          person could go on celebrating that long?'

          And then the fight started.....


          ************************************************** *********************

          I rear-ended a car this morning.

          So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the
          other driver got out of his car.

          You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
          little things just seem funny?

          Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

          He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
          shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

          So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then
          which one are you?'

          And then the fight started...
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          • jkadin
            Brigadier General

            • Jan 2008
            • 1478

            #6
            Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

            The first one is great. If you look at a thread here tthen the fight got started it became a great thread read up on them you will laugh you a** off.
            Then the fight got started
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            • raganok
              Lieutenant Colonel

              • Jul 2008
              • 517

              #7
              Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

              i got that one from a friend and i tought it was funny maybe someone else post it lol.....
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              • jkadin
                Brigadier General

                • Jan 2008
                • 1478

                #8
                Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

                This is the thread then the fight got started.
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                • SAman
                  Major General

                  • Mar 2007
                  • 2009

                  #9
                  Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

                  I like the first one too.......LOL
                  Mike

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                  • raganok
                    Lieutenant Colonel

                    • Jul 2008
                    • 517

                    #10
                    Re: Can You Get Married In Heaven????

                    I post it again lol....and then the fight got started..... lol
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