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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    I Know the Answer, Sir

    While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

    Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

    Bush ******* as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

    Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

    Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

    Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

    Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

    Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

    "Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

    Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

    And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ****, it's Tony Blair!"
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  • D'son
    Major General

    • Apr 2008
    • 2577

    #2
    Re: I Know the Answer, Sir

    Sounds about right except if it were truely our government they would have had several dozen congressional meetings, had umteen studies performed, spent billions, published a one billion page report that no one could make sense of and still got the answer wrong. LOL Good one Joe
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    • davidundalicia
      General

      • Mar 2006
      • 6294

      #3
      Re: I Know the Answer, Sir

      Poor Tony is still getting stick even now that he NOt prime minister.........lol
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      • raganok
        Lieutenant Colonel

        • Jul 2008
        • 517

        #4
        Re: I Know the Answer, Sir

        lol... Very good one i like it lol.......
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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          #5
          Re: I Know the Answer, Sir

          LOL...that's the difference between a group of lawyers and one good solicitor...LOL...

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