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'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:
Cooter, Bubba and Donnie. As they start their descent,
Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba
says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his
wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive
stuff, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser. Bubba says, 'Where did you get that beer,
Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Bubba replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband
was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered
the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you
are.'
Rednecks are good at the sensitive stuff
Carlos Alvarez
Client ID: 26951
Cooter, Bubba and Donnie. As they start their descent,
Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba
says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his
wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive
stuff, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser. Bubba says, 'Where did you get that beer,
Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Bubba replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband
was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered
the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you
are.'
Rednecks are good at the sensitive stuff
Carlos Alvarez
Client ID: 26951
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