Official Announcement

[jkadin]

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! It just doesn't get more accurate than that.

[D'son]

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You got that right Joe!

[SAman]

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How true Joe!!

[Karen Mac]

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Awww... Now all you hard headed lil bald guys will have a cute lil hat to wear so we recognize you right away...

<whistling>

I bet this post dont stand... hhhahaahahahah

Karen

[D'son]

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No comment!!!!!!!!!
Too easy, but not worth the trouble I could start. LOL

[jkadin]

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I'm 56 not bald and have long hair past my shoulders and a full beard my wife calls me mountain man so there lol.

[davidundalicia]

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If you lot think that I am going to hold my hand over my heart and sing to a condom..............no way Jose................lol

[raganok]

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If you lot think that I am going to hold my hand over my heart and sing to a condom..............no way Jose................lol

lol... hahahahaha........



sing to a condom lol...... very funny....

[jkadin]

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If you lot think that I am going to hold my hand over my heart and sing to a condom..............no way Jose................lol

First of we do not salute to a eagle we sulute to the flag. The eagle is just a simble so why not a condom.

[davidundalicia]

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First of we do not salute to a eagle we sulute to the flag. The eagle is just a simble so why not a condom.

I know that.... and the day that you start taking me seriously is the day when I start singing to that condom...............besides I am ENGLISH
and I always sing to your flag, but dont ask for the name of the song......lol

[raganok]

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I am Mexican, when i lived in the united states i singed to that flag, and i wasnt even a citizen.... but singing to a flag with a condom on it ..????

[SAman]

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I guess I'll have to salute the condom.........but not with my hand!!!

[Karen Mac]

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I guess I'll have to salute the condom.........but not with my hand!!!

hmmm.. could i go PLACES with that one.. hahaha...

Its Joes fault for posting about **** retentive govt!

Karen

[D'son]

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Has anyone else noticed that Joe seems to start a lot of this kind of thing? Way to go Joe!! Keep it up.

[raganok]

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I guess I'll have to salute the condom.........but not with my hand!!!

lol...... cant picture that