MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

[Karen Mac]

I,Karen Mac, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept
alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should
my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors
interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of
time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
coffee
ice cream
Mexican food
chocolate
coffee
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
coffee
cup of tea
chocolate
coffee
KFC Chicken
chocolate
coffee

Or: I fail to MAC SMACK some idiot that desperately deserves it..

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, Let the 'fat lady sing'... and call it a day!

I'll see ya`ll on the other side


Karen

[davidundalicia]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

My sentiments exactly.....

btw: you forgot to list the cookies...................Hey Doc !!

[D'son]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

I,Karen Mac, being of sound mind and body,
Karen

This has to be a misprint!!!!!!LOL

[Karen Mac]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

LOL>. ... YES CHOCOLATE COOKIES to go with my coffee.. hey!

LOL.. Careful Ed...few survive the attention of THE MAC unscathed..

Karen

[D'son]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

Tahts part of the problem, I haven't been unscathed for a long time!!! Cheers

[davidundalicia]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

Hey everyone........gather around.........D'son hasn't been unscathed for years............wanna borrow my boobie box..............lol

[D'son]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

OOHHH Yeh!!!

[Karen Mac]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

Well.. then... Lets hope your old heart can HANG ON for the ride..LMAO

Karen

[davidundalicia]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

But what a way to go.....................help yourself D'son

[jkadin]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

I'm not saying a single word I'll think of two or three to say

[D'son]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

Karen, I am saluting you!!!!! LOL

[jkadin]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

Karen, I am saluting you!!!!! LOL

Ed you fell right in hope its not with a condom otherwise your going to get a Mac Smack.

[Vasili]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

Congratulations, General Joe!

Our Illustrious General VodaHost is the only one to author a "New General" thread, since you get a goodie for earning a star (and he will, as soon as he pops in).

Funny! Karen mentions chocolate multiple times, indicating she expects not only very good chocolate, but sufficient quantities!
And I can definitely relate to the coffee ..... probably one of those tubes, in my case!

[jkadin]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

Thanks Eric you have been a great help to me I constantly read as much post you make either towards me or others . Thanks pal.

[karenwms63]

Re: MY Living Will.. stolen from Maxine

MY LIVING WILL

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.