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Two Mexican businessmen in Tijuana were sitting down
for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store
wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and
ask what we're selling.
' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the
window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked
'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said,
'You doing velly well, only two left !'
for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store
wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and
ask what we're selling.
' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the
window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked
'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said,
'You doing velly well, only two left !'
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