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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    1957

    It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

    Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.

    That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.

    Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie.

    Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

    Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says, "Wha...aaat?"

    "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

    Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

    A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle *****, and announces that she's ready to go.

    Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.

    About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: "Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
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  • Karen Mac
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 8332

    #2
    Re: 1957

    LMAO>.... Yes.. I can envision that one!

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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: 1957

      HaHa
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      • davidundalicia
        General

        • Mar 2006
        • 6294

        #4
        Re: 1957

        Seen it before in these forums.......but what the heck......its still a rib tickler.
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        • raganok
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Jul 2008
          • 517

          #5
          Re: 1957

          lol..... funny
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