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Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick please, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken'.
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Panting!
After a minute:
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
Heavy breathing.
A minute later:-
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me!!?'
This goes on for a while longer until:-
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy 'Yes, Oim sorry about that. I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak Street'.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick please, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken'.
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Panting!
After a minute:
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
Heavy breathing.
A minute later:-
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me!!?'
This goes on for a while longer until:-
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy 'Yes, Oim sorry about that. I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak Street'.
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