All Seniors Aren't Senile

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  • D'son
    Major General

    • Apr 2008
    • 2577

    All Seniors Aren't Senile

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said. Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'Sir, there's no money in that account.' 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
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  • who
    Corporal

    • Jul 2006
    • 17

    #2
    Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

    I've tried that it doesn't always work

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    • jkadin
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2008
      • 1478

      #3
      Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

      Good one Ed.
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      • Cyber
        Second Lieutenant

        • Apr 2008
        • 139

        #4
        Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

        :P

        ROFL

        But my Q is: Is the young gal a "REAL GAL"? .......{ONLY kidding}
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        • SAman
          Major General

          • Mar 2007
          • 2009

          #5
          Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

          ED, The story doesn't say if the girl was a blonde.........guess it goes without being said.
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          • Marincky
            General

            • Apr 2006
            • 4539

            #6
            Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

            LOL, this is very funny... and gives me a good idea.
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            • sedona
              Major General

              • Jun 2007
              • 2177

              #7
              Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

              Very funny!
              Ken

              If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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              • C L
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 5561

                #8
                Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

                lol.....o my

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                • raganok
                  Lieutenant Colonel

                  • Jul 2008
                  • 517

                  #9
                  Re: All Seniors Aren't Senile

                  lol.... very very funny nice one to try lol....
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