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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Rolls Royce

    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
    Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies......................"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blond.
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  • SAman
    Major General

    • Mar 2007
    • 2009

    #2
    Re: Rolls Royce

    That's good ......but are you sure she wasn't a bottle blonde with dark roots!!!!
    Mike

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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: Rolls Royce

      Clever!
      Ken

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      • D'son
        Major General

        • Apr 2008
        • 2577

        #4
        Re: Rolls Royce

        Is this an episode from the Twighlight Zone???? This has to be a parallel universe or something..........a smart blond???????Come on!!!
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        • raganok
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Jul 2008
          • 517

          #5
          Re: Rolls Royce

          Originally posted by D'son View Post
          Is this an episode from the Twighlight Zone???? This has to be a parallel universe or something..........a smart blond???????Come on!!!
          lol... you have never seen a smart blonde? lol,.........
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          • Collectors-info
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            • Feb 2006
            • 8703

            #6
            Re: Rolls Royce

            Like it!
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            • jkadin
              Brigadier General

              • Jan 2008
              • 1478

              #7
              Re: Rolls Royce

              And they say blonds are dumb she was not only a millonaire she nknew how to save money.
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              • Karen Mac
                General

                • Apr 2006
                • 8332

                #8
                Re: Rolls Royce

                The myth of the DUMB Blond exists only in your dreams boys. They are only dumb long enough to get what they want... and then leave you wondering wtf happened to all your money.

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                • D'son
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                  • Apr 2008
                  • 2577

                  #9
                  Re: Rolls Royce

                  Karen I think you have it figured right. But smart blond jokes just aren't as much fun.
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                  • raganok
                    Lieutenant Colonel

                    • Jul 2008
                    • 517

                    #10
                    Re: Rolls Royce

                    [quote=Karen Mac;256343]The myth of the DUMB Blond exists only in your dreams boys. They are only dumb long enough to get what they want... and then leave you wondering wtf happened to all your money.

                    No blondes are not dumb, sometimes they just dont think fast. (no offense)
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