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  • D'son
    Major General

    • Apr 2008
    • 2577

    Tarzan Not Know Sex

    When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
    him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how
    he had sex?
    'Tarzan not know sex' he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.
    Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'
    Horrified Jane said, ' Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.'
    She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. 'Here' she
    said,pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'
    Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
    manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch !
    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
    Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed 'What did you do that
    for?'

    Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'
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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: Tarzan Not Know Sex

    Lmbo!!

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    • raganok
      Lieutenant Colonel

      • Jul 2008
      • 517

      #3
      Re: Tarzan Not Know Sex

      lol........ very funnnyy lol.....
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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: Tarzan Not Know Sex

        LMAO!!!! Good......
        Mike

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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          #5
          Re: Tarzan Not Know Sex

          Karen Williams
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