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Loving husband
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he findsayoung couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to achair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top ofher, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probablyspent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I sawhowhe kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don'tcomplain...dowhatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseatesyou.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill usboth. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in myear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we hadany Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. Ilove you, too."
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top ofher, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probablyspent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I sawhowhe kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don'tcomplain...dowhatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseatesyou.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill usboth. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in myear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we hadany Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. Ilove you, too."
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