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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Redneck's 10 Children

    An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many children she has? "Ten boys." "And their names?" "Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy." "All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?" "That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells 'LEROY!'" "What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?" "Then I calls him by his last name."
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  • sedona
    Major General

    • Jun 2007
    • 2177

    #2
    Re: Redneck's 10 Children

    Hahahahaha
    Ken

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    • raganok
      Lieutenant Colonel

      • Jul 2008
      • 517

      #3
      Re: Redneck's 10 Children

      lol hahahahhahah i heard that one before, very good one lol.....
      i heard a mexican version lol.......
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      • D'son
        Major General

        • Apr 2008
        • 2577

        #4
        Re: Redneck's 10 Children

        This one would also apply in Chicago, with all the babies mamma's and babies *****'s. Most don't even know who the father is!
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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          #5
          Re: Redneck's 10 Children

          Oh Pulleeazsse...no "baby mama drama"...lol

          This redneck has got it all figured out...lol.
          Karen Williams
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          • SAman
            Major General

            • Mar 2007
            • 2009

            #6
            Re: Redneck's 10 Children

            Good one Joe......... You write that as if you know what you are talking about................
            Mike

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            • VivCo
              Captain

              • Sep 2008
              • 222

              #7
              Re: Redneck's 10 Children

              Funny. Funny. But that's got to insult somebody.

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