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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Two Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain, "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream and we're gonna get killed!"
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  • raganok
    Lieutenant Colonel

    • Jul 2008
    • 517

    #2
    Re: Two Blind Pilots

    lol..... very funny
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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: Two Blind Pilots

      That could be almost scary..............
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      • D'son
        Major General

        • Apr 2008
        • 2577

        #4
        Re: Two Blind Pilots

        Originally posted by SAman View Post
        That could be almost scary..............
        ALmost scary????? I think I would have soiled myself, hyperventilated, saw my life flash before my eyes and had a heart attack.
        Good one Joe. Lmao!!!
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        • Astraltraveller
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          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: Two Blind Pilots

          Great one Joe, I enjoyed that so from now on when I fly I will put on my dark sunglasses and wait for the reaction of the passengers....

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