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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Stutter.....

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.


    'Human beings are the only animals that stutter',she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

    'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'F#%c Off', the Rottweiler ate him!

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  • karel
    Brigadier General

    • Feb 2006
    • 1178

    #2
    Re: Stutter.....

    Morning leader

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    • Astraltraveller
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 4006

      #3
      Re: Stutter.....

      Hi there Paul,
      Good to hear from you again...yeh! those two are always upto no good....lol

      Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: Stutter.....

        LOMFAO......... that was good!
        Mike

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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          #5
          Re: Stutter.....

          excellent...roflmbo...
          Karen Williams
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          • sedona
            Major General

            • Jun 2007
            • 2177

            #6
            Re: Stutter.....

            Very funny!
            Ken

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            • raganok
              Lieutenant Colonel

              • Jul 2008
              • 517

              #7
              Re: Stutter.....

              lol.... funny one....
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              • Astraltraveller
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 4006

                #8
                Re: Stutter.....

                That was funny......I agree.....lol

                I once had a kitty like that.......lmao.....

                Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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                • C L
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5561

                  #9
                  Re: Stutter.....

                  lol....

                  .......sneaks in, puts fire crackers around....pop pop pop

                  watch where you sit.....lol

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