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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Have You Been Drinking

    One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."
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  • raganok
    Lieutenant Colonel

    • Jul 2008
    • 517

    #2
    Re: Have You Been Drinking

    Lol.... Good One Lol.....
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    • D'son
      Major General

      • Apr 2008
      • 2577

      #3
      Re: Have You Been Drinking

      Now that thar Earl is a damn g e a n e o u s!
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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: Have You Been Drinking

        That gives a whole new meaning to the use of a patch!!
        Mike

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