Womens Revenge Good One.....

[raganok]

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and

afterthe wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

[jkadin]

Re: Womens Revenge Good One.....

Seen that one before it's a classic. I finaly got my joke domain today after putting it in last week. It's in my signature

[raganok]

Re: Womens Revenge Good One.....

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

[SAman]

Re: Womens Revenge Good One.....

Both are very good!!!!!