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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    The short bartender

    A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says "Hey midget, gimme a beer!"

    The bartender gives the man a beer, but tells the man not to refer to him as a midget.

    A few drinks later, the guy turns to the bartender and again says, "hey midget... gimme another beer!"

    The bartender gets upset and warns the man about calling him a midget, but gives him his beer.

    After the thrid time this happens, the bartender says, "Hey! I told you to stop calling me a midget! How would you like it if I called you 'baldy' if our positions were reversed?"

    The guy thinks about it and admits that he wouldn't mind. The bartender disagrees, and ultimately they agree to switch positions to let the man see how it feels.

    The bartender moves to the front of the bar, and the guy moves to the back. The bartender says, "Hey baldy, gimme a beer!"

    The guy leans over the bar and says, "Sorry, but we don't serve midgets here."

    Find more jokes on my website.
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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: The short bartender

    Nice one ...............congrats on your opening...........
    Have fun
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    • jkadin
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2008
      • 1478

      #3
      Re: The short bartender

      Originally posted by davidundalicia View Post
      Nice one ...............congrats on your opening...........
      Thanks David The site to make was alot of fun to build. Waiting on my son for a new header. I made one in paint net its in my pictures when I go to put it on the website its not in my pic,s can't figure it out. But thanks
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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: The short bartender

        Good one Joe,,, now the baldy gets all the drinks he wants...............
        Mike

        Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

        In God We Trust

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        • raganok
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Jul 2008
          • 517

          #5
          Re: The short bartender

          lol very good one joe. but hey ill be a baldy in a few years lol.... and i wont like people to call me that lol....
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          • C L
            General

            • Jul 2006
            • 5561

            #6
            Re: The short bartender

            lol......

            nice site btw, good job

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            • jkadin
              Brigadier General

              • Jan 2008
              • 1478

              #7
              Re: The short bartender

              Originally posted by C L View Post
              lol......

              nice site btw, good job
              Thanks Robyn =akn witchy woman
              sigpicJoe
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              "laughter is the best medicine"
              The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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              • C L
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 5561

                #8
                Re: The short bartender

                Originally posted by jkadin View Post
                Thanks Robyn =akn witchy woman
                your welcome Joe......looks like it was a bit of work for you, I bookmarked it, keep telling them here too tho...lol (pleasey)

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                • jkadin
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1478

                  #9
                  Re: The short bartender

                  Originally posted by C L View Post
                  your welcome Joe......looks like it was a bit of work for you, I bookmarked it, keep telling them here too tho...lol (pleasey)
                  I am having alot of fun with it published it yesterday and the googlebots where all over it a hour later. Its a lot different from the products sites. Don't have to worry about out of stocks.
                  sigpicJoe
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                  "laughter is the best medicine"
                  The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                  • C L
                    General

                    • Jul 2006
                    • 5561

                    #10
                    Re: The short bartender

                    Originally posted by jkadin View Post
                    I am having alot of fun with it published it yesterday and the googlebots where all over it a hour later. Its a lot different from the products sites. Don't have to worry about out of stocks.

                    Excellent!


                    Love hearing good news!

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                    • SAman
                      Major General

                      • Mar 2007
                      • 2009

                      #11
                      Re: The short bartender

                      Hey Joe, forgot to tell you before, check your home page, the sentence "Jokes will be added ....... the be is missing. Great site!!!!!
                      Mike

                      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                      In God We Trust

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                      • jkadin
                        Brigadier General

                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1478

                        #12
                        Re: The short bartender

                        Originally posted by SAman View Post
                        Hey Joe, forgot to tell you before, check your home page, the sentence "Jokes will be added ....... the be is missing. Great site!!!!!
                        Thanks for this pointing it out, glad you liked the site. Its been alot of fun doing it, besides the daily joke i'm adding about 5 jokes a day.
                        sigpicJoe
                        Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

                        www.anytime-figurines.com


                        "laughter is the best medicine"
                        The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                        • jkadin
                          Brigadier General

                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1478

                          #13
                          Re: The short bartender

                          Originally posted by SAman View Post
                          Hey Joe, forgot to tell you before, check your home page, the sentence "Jokes will be added ....... the be is missing. Great site!!!!!
                          All fixed thanks again Mike.
                          sigpicJoe
                          Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

                          www.anytime-figurines.com


                          "laughter is the best medicine"
                          The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                          • SAman
                            Major General

                            • Mar 2007
                            • 2009

                            #14
                            Re: The short bartender

                            You are very welcome....We have to stick together around here.
                            Mike

                            Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                            In God We Trust

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                            • sedona
                              Major General

                              • Jun 2007
                              • 2177

                              #15
                              Re: The short bartender

                              Congrats on your site, Joe. Good work!
                              Ken

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