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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Taxi Cab Driver

    A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

    The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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  • SAman
    Major General

    • Mar 2007
    • 2009

    #2
    Re: Taxi Cab Driver

    What a change!!! LOL
    Mike

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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: Taxi Cab Driver

      Hahahaha!
      Ken

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      • Astraltraveller
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 4006

        #4
        Re: Taxi Cab Driver

        Ha!! ha!! ha!!... good one .....lmao

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        • raganok
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Jul 2008
          • 517

          #5
          Re: Taxi Cab Driver

          lol.....funny lol...
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