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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Ballerina...!

    A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
    Dublin.

    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed
    to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked,

    "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.

    But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down
    on the counter and bellowed,"Give the ballerina a drink!"

    The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.

    She turned to the patrons, and again pointed around at all of them,
    revealing the same very hairy armpit, and asked,

    "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
    said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

    The bartender approached the little drunk and said,

    "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink,
    but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

    The drunk replied,
    "Any woman who can lift her leg that high...has got to be a ballerina!"

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: Ballerina...!

    Oh nice one, I am still laughing...........................lmbao
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    • jkadin
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2008
      • 1478

      #3
      Re: Ballerina...!

      Thats a great bar joke. Hope you don,t mind I'm going to add it to the site.
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      • Astraltraveller
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 4006

        #4
        Re: Ballerina...!

        Joe, I'm glad you enjoyed that, so why would I mind my friend ..... it was also sent to me by a friend.
        You're welcome to had it to your site.....

        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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        • jkadin
          Brigadier General

          • Jan 2008
          • 1478

          #5
          Re: Ballerina...!

          Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post
          Joe, I'm glad you enjoyed that, so why would I mind my friend ..... it was also sent to me by a friend.
          You're welcome to had it to your site.....
          Thanks Astra already published it. Thanks again Joe
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