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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

    > A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
    > point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
    > Something he will use to log on.
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    > The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
    > shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
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    > So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly
    > obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
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    > His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD
    > DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
    sigpicJoe
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  • sedona
    Major General

    • Jun 2007
    • 2177

    #2
    Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

    You're too much Joe... gonna be a 5 star general before long at this pace...
    Ken

    If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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    • davidundalicia
      General

      • Mar 2006
      • 6294

      #3
      Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

      What would she have done if the computer had replied:

      Password too long..................
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      • jkadin
        Brigadier General

        • Jan 2008
        • 1478

        #4
        Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

        Originally posted by sedona View Post
        You're too much Joe... gonna be a 5 star general before long at this pace...
        Well i don't know. Well today is the first time I got natural searches for the site. A couple off google and one from yahoo. the site is 22 days old and was listed in google in 4 days. Most of the view was from the forums and emails I sent out.
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        "laughter is the best medicine"
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        • karenwms63
          Colonel

          • Feb 2008
          • 865

          #5
          Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

          Ah...but at least the voda doing its thing to help ya! 22 days........emmm, not too bad........
          Karen Williams
          Your Belief is Your Reality

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          • jkadin
            Brigadier General

            • Jan 2008
            • 1478

            #6
            Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

            Originally posted by karenwms63 View Post
            Ah...but at least the voda doing its thing to help ya! 22 days........emmm, not too bad........
            I'ts not realy doing to bad. I also had a few adsense clicks on it to which is what I set it out for, and when its mostly complete I will also try and get some advertisers for it. Right now I got about 150 jokes on it, adding to it about five jokes a day.
            sigpicJoe
            Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

            www.anytime-figurines.com


            "laughter is the best medicine"
            The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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            • karenwms63
              Colonel

              • Feb 2008
              • 865

              #7
              Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

              Maybe, choke it up a notch...instead of five a day...maybe one a day...get more ummppphhh for the effort? Just a thought....now that you are established?
              Karen Williams
              Your Belief is Your Reality

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              • karenwms63
                Colonel

                • Feb 2008
                • 865

                #8
                Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                and test the seo?
                Karen Williams
                Your Belief is Your Reality

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                • jkadin
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1478

                  #9
                  Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                  Originally posted by karenwms63 View Post
                  Maybe, choke it up a notch...instead of five a day...maybe one a day...get more ummppphhh for the effort? Just a thought....now that you are established?
                  Well that one a day is realy not enough. See I have on the home page a daily joke which goes into daily archives with a date, Which will leave the other catergorys being not touched. Plus by the end of the week I have another category going on itas well. I'm having alot of fun doing it though.
                  sigpicJoe
                  Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

                  www.anytime-figurines.com


                  "laughter is the best medicine"
                  The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                  • jkadin
                    Brigadier General

                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1478

                    #10
                    Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                    Originally posted by karenwms63 View Post
                    and test the seo?
                    I already did the testing at submit express when I first published the site all looks good at seo point. Thats why I think it got picked up quick with google and even with yahoo, which i was shocked. They have a few pages listed.
                    sigpicJoe
                    Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

                    www.anytime-figurines.com


                    "laughter is the best medicine"
                    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                    • sedona
                      Major General

                      • Jun 2007
                      • 2177

                      #11
                      Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                      You're on to something, Joe. Adsense will be good for you I think. Ya just gotta be stubborn. It'll take awhile. I have about a half dozen adsense sites planned by Christmas (ho,ho, ho we'll see who's a good little boy) but don't expect them to bring any real success for awhile (year? two?). Still, pennies add up....

                      We won't get anything from Santa if we don't stop talking 'biz' in here!
                      Ken

                      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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                      • jkadin
                        Brigadier General

                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1478

                        #12
                        Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                        Originally posted by sedona View Post
                        You're on to something, Joe. Adsense will be good for you I think. Ya just gotta be stubborn. It'll take awhile. I have about a half dozen adsense sites planned by Christmas (ho,ho, ho we'll see who's a good little boy) but don't expect them to bring any real success for awhile (year? two?). Still, pennies add up....

                        We won't get anything from Santa if we don't stop talking 'biz' in here!
                        No i won't expect something with them for a whil like you said it all adds up. Having 4 websites and 2 blogs and May add a subdomain for the joke site which will have funny pictures on it. I have been working alot on my projects plus promiting the sites on 3 other forums. Hopefully it will all pay off in the end. Last look at adsense about a hour ago the joke site was up to 110 impressions annd one click at 7 cents.
                        sigpicJoe
                        Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

                        www.anytime-figurines.com


                        "laughter is the best medicine"
                        The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                        • Marincky
                          General

                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4539

                          #13
                          Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                          Originally posted by jkadin View Post
                          I'ts not realy doing to bad. I also had a few adsense clicks on it to which is what I set it out for, and when its mostly complete I will also try and get some advertisers for it. Right now I got about 150 jokes on it, adding to it about five jokes a day.
                          Joe, if you can do something with your navigation bar and move the adsense to the left you'll find you get more clicks that way. Also get a link unit at the top as they make the most $$$

                          Keep the jokes coming though... always make me laugh.
                          Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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                          • jkadin
                            Brigadier General

                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1478

                            #14
                            Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                            Originally posted by Marincky View Post
                            Joe, if you can do something with your navigation bar and move the adsense to the left you'll find you get more clicks that way. Also get a link unit at the top as they make the most $$$

                            Keep the jokes coming though... always make me laugh.
                            Thanks for the imput I will keep that in mind when i update the site. I have been changing the other sites every few months to give them a new look. It always have helped the sites so the update I will probaly do what you have mentioned.
                            Thanks Ramsey
                            sigpicJoe
                            Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

                            www.anytime-figurines.com


                            "laughter is the best medicine"
                            The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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                            • Marincky
                              General

                              • Apr 2006
                              • 4539

                              #15
                              Re: The Computer and The Husband and Wife?

                              Originally posted by jkadin View Post
                              Thanks for the imput I will keep that in mind when i update the site. I have been changing the other sites every few months to give them a new look. It always have helped the sites so the update I will probaly do what you have mentioned.
                              Thanks Ramsey
                              I messed about with Adsense for a couple of years until I got it to where it now earns around 80% of what I need to live on comfortably without doing anything else. Of course... my work continues to make that 100%.. and more...

                              Just experiment, you will find what works best for you. If you are deadle serious about earning a good revenue from it then it's worth extra effort to get there, the results are very rewarding. Looking at your other sites briefly, one thing I would also try and do is get the background colour of your adsense to match the colour of where you place them on your site. I found the easiest way to do that was to make a blank page on BV, place the colour as background, go into the html code and it will give you the colour code. enter that code into the background field of the ad unit and away you go. The more you can blend them onto your pages, the higher chance of getting some click thrus.
                              Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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