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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.
" Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
Well I just stoped in to place a joke sorry that I have not come by maybe for a breather the last week has been awesome for the joke site i believe now it,s a lot of word of mouth about it. Just yesterday I had the highest page views at 758 is has average about 500 in the past week, plus I am getting a few natural searches as well. so in the past few days i have been adding so many jokes to the site. This mont so far alone is 269 unique visitors 439 visits at 1.63 also 3,843 page views. Which means people are revisiting the site. So right now I'm pretty much ectatic about it. Not bad for a site thats 28 days old.
So I just want to wish everyone here at voda good luck and I miss you all. When it quiets down I will be back here help out my fellow voda coleagues.
" Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
Well I just stoped in to place a joke sorry that I have not come by maybe for a breather the last week has been awesome for the joke site i believe now it,s a lot of word of mouth about it. Just yesterday I had the highest page views at 758 is has average about 500 in the past week, plus I am getting a few natural searches as well. so in the past few days i have been adding so many jokes to the site. This mont so far alone is 269 unique visitors 439 visits at 1.63 also 3,843 page views. Which means people are revisiting the site. So right now I'm pretty much ectatic about it. Not bad for a site thats 28 days old.
So I just want to wish everyone here at voda good luck and I miss you all. When it quiets down I will be back here help out my fellow voda coleagues.
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