Eve's Side of The Story......lol

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Eve's Side of The Story......lol

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

    'So, how is everything going?' enquired God.

    'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one

    problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,' reported Eve.

    And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced,' as she put it.

    'That is a fair point,' replied God, ' But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

    Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

    'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

    'Just fantastic,' she replied, ' But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

    God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put that useless tit?


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  • raganok
    Lieutenant Colonel

    • Jul 2008
    • 517

    #2
    Re: Eve's Side of The Story......lol

    uhhh that hurt lol.... usseless thing buuuuu lol......
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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: Eve's Side of The Story......lol

      I hate to admit it but that's funny!
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: Eve's Side of The Story......lol

        A bit of a stretch, but kinda explains why some act like total boobs!
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        • VivCo
          Captain

          • Sep 2008
          • 222

          #5
          Re: Eve's Side of The Story......lol

          So true. But, what's that pain in my side.

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          • SAman
            Major General

            • Mar 2007
            • 2009

            #6
            Re: Eve's Side of The Story......lol

            That's me!!!!
            That's why we have such a fascination with them,,,,,,RIGHT David???????
            Mike

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