The Pickle Slicer.....lol

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  • Astraltraveller
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    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    The Pickle Slicer.....lol

    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his pe*is into the pickle slicer.
    His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
    He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
    "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my pe*is into the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
    "Yes, I did." he replied.
    "My God, Bill, what happened?"
    "I got fired."
    "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh...she got fired too."

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  • raganok
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    • Jul 2008
    • 517

    #2
    Re: The Pickle Slicer.....lol

    lol... aja for once i tought he cut hes pe... lol.... ja ja ja ja lol... very funny
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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: The Pickle Slicer.....lol

      that's a relief...
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: The Pickle Slicer.....lol

        Obviously, it was the "Sweet Pickle" and not the "Kosher" line he worked on .......
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        • sedona
          Major General

          • Jun 2007
          • 2177

          #5
          Re: The Pickle Slicer.....lol

          Originally posted by Vasili View Post
          Obviously, it was the "Sweet Pickle" and not the "Kosher" line he worked on .......
          lol
          Ken

          If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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          • Vasili
            Moderator

            • Mar 2006
            • 14683

            #6
            Re: The Pickle Slicer.....lol

            Originally posted by sedona View Post
            lol
            "Relished" that one, did ya??

            LOL
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            • sedona
              Major General

              • Jun 2007
              • 2177

              #7
              Re: The Pickle Slicer.....lol

              Yeah, it 'pickled' me...
              Ken

              If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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