A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    A Boerseun...(South African Guy)

    At the crowded Sandton bus stop a beautiful young blonde woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.

    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't!

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, Hennie, a fris boerseun from Kakamas, who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

    Hennie smiled and in his best English answered her : 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree wiff you, but after you unzipped my fly free times, I kinda figured we was friends.'

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    Thats what friends are for...................nice one
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    • karenwms63
      Colonel

      • Feb 2008
      • 865

      #3
      Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

      Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post
      'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree wiff you, but after you unzipped my fly free times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
      Ya.....LOL.........VERY good friends.........LOL
      Karen Williams
      Your Belief is Your Reality

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      • sedona
        Major General

        • Jun 2007
        • 2177

        #4
        Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

        A very big LOL!
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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        • pioneerVicki
          First Lieutenant

          • Jun 2007
          • 180

          #5
          Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

          Will we ever get an 'adult' section on ChitChat..........
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          • VivCo
            Captain

            • Sep 2008
            • 222

            #6
            Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

            Good one. lol

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            • SAman
              Major General

              • Mar 2007
              • 2009

              #7
              Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

              We need more friends like that around here........................

              Will we ever get an 'adult' section on ChitChat..........
              If this isn't adult enough for you,,,, look at the social groups.............namely the "wild bunch"............... but be warned it getsa little wild.....................................
              Mike

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              • Astraltraveller
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 4006

                #8
                Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

                Glad you guys enjoyed that....and we all still friends....hee hee hee.....lol

                Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
                Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


                www.astralengineering.net
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                • VivCo
                  Captain

                  • Sep 2008
                  • 222

                  #9
                  Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

                  How do you make it an 'adult' section. And, how many kids are using this forum?

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