FUNERAL SPEECH
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
17children.....
Soon after the last child is born, her husband dies.....A
few weeks later she remarried, and over the following years has
another 22 children with her second husband......
After the last child is born her
second husband also dies......
Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for
the third time.......Unfortunately, she becomes very ill
and dies. At her funeral the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies
in her coffin, he looks up to heaven and says:
"At last they are finally together".
A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me,
Father,
but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or
Maria and her second husband?"
The priest replied
"I mean her legs".
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
17children.....
Soon after the last child is born, her husband dies.....A
few weeks later she remarried, and over the following years has
another 22 children with her second husband......
After the last child is born her
second husband also dies......
Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for
the third time.......Unfortunately, she becomes very ill
and dies. At her funeral the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies
in her coffin, he looks up to heaven and says:
"At last they are finally together".
A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me,
Father,
but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or
Maria and her second husband?"
The priest replied
"I mean her legs".