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Whether Democrat or Republican, you should get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ' What is Politics? '
Dad says, ' Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her theGovernment.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call youthe People.
The nanny, we will consider her theWorking Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense. '
S o the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to checkon him.
He finds that the baby has severelysoiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents ' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny ' s room Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ' Dad, I think Iunderstand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, ' Good, son, tell me in your own words what you thinkpolitics is all about. '
The little boy replies,'The President is screwing the Working Class while theGovernment is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and theFuture is in deep sh*t.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ' What is Politics? '
Dad says, ' Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her theGovernment.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call youthe People.
The nanny, we will consider her theWorking Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense. '
S o the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to checkon him.
He finds that the baby has severelysoiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents ' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny ' s room Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ' Dad, I think Iunderstand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, ' Good, son, tell me in your own words what you thinkpolitics is all about. '
The little boy replies,'The President is screwing the Working Class while theGovernment is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and theFuture is in deep sh*t.
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