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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Grandma's Birth Control Pills

    After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

    As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

    Yes, they help me sleep at night. "

    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!

    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . and believe me, it helps me sleep at night. "

    You gotta love Grandmas
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  • WSBlue
    Brigadier General

    • Apr 2006
    • 1415

    #2
    Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

    Aha.....!

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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

      Funny!
      Ken

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      • zuriatman
        Moderator

        • Sep 2006
        • 3025

        #4
        Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

        A very astute and diplomatic Grandma. This one is really good.
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        • Collectors-info
          General

          • Feb 2006
          • 8703

          #5
          Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

          Like it!
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          • darklight
            Brigadier General

            • Jul 2006
            • 1309

            #6
            Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

            very cool

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            • SAman
              Major General

              • Mar 2007
              • 2009

              #7
              Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

              Well done!!
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              • Astraltraveller
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 4006

                #8
                Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

                Good one .... clever old lady.....lol

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                • Vasili
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 14683

                  #9
                  Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

                  Sometimes a soft touch is all it takes ....
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                  • VivCo
                    Captain

                    • Sep 2008
                    • 222

                    #10
                    Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

                    Yes, lol.

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                    • Marincky
                      General

                      • Apr 2006
                      • 4539

                      #11
                      Re: Grandma's Birth Control Pills

                      LOL, another goodun!
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