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  • Karen Mac
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 8332

    Know it ALL College Students

    A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

    'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer... The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****, what are YOU doing for the next generation?'

    The applause was resounding...


    I love senior citizens.

    Karen

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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    #2
    Re: Know it ALL College Students

    I guess the old man told him off.
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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: Know it ALL College Students

      Two points for us old farts!!!!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

      In God We Trust

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      • SteveA
        Staff Sergeant

        • Nov 2005
        • 43

        #4
        Re: Know it ALL College Students

        We may be on different sides of the pond but the sentiments are exactly the same....Good ol folks!

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        • Vasili
          Moderator

          • Mar 2006
          • 14683

          #5
          Re: Know it ALL College Students

          Who you calling "old"????
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          • jkadin
            Brigadier General

            • Jan 2008
            • 1478

            #6
            Re: Know it ALL College Students

            Originally posted by SAman View Post
            Two points for us old farts!!!!!
            I may be old but not a old fart guess i'll be there in a few years.
            sigpicJoe
            Funny Jokes and Redneck Pics

            www.anytime-figurines.com


            "laughter is the best medicine"
            The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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            • Vasili
              Moderator

              • Mar 2006
              • 14683

              #7
              Re: Know it ALL College Students

              You're only an Old Fart when you're too old to just be full of sh*t.
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              • SAman
                Major General

                • Mar 2007
                • 2009

                #8
                Re: Know it ALL College Students

                Well I guess I'm old!!! but I can't say that I pass the chance to let a good one pass, when I get to feeling too full of sh***T..
                Mike

                Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                In God We Trust

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