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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough.
    The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
    The guy said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
    'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit several large firework banger's and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
    paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
    This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales .
    Regards Chris.

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  • Marincky
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 4539

    #2
    Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    Lol
    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

      That would also work in many redneck areas of the US!!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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      • davidundalicia
        General

        • Mar 2006
        • 6294

        #4
        Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

        I dont think that that I will adapt this one Chris......................lol
        Have fun
        Regards..... David

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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

          Hey!!... Chris good one .... and I bet that would also work here in some parts of South Africa.......lol

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          • sedona
            Major General

            • Jun 2007
            • 2177

            #6
            Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

            Ouch, Chris....
            Ken

            If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

              lol

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