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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    A little old lady

    A little old lady

    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there is a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £ 20 note falls out onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Damn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning.'

    'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?
    You didn't steal it, did you?'

    'Oh no,' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there is a game, a lot of the fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower beds!

    So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, '£20 or off it comes!' '

    'Well, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Ok, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?'

    'Well,'.................... says the little old lady, 'Not everybody pays.'

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  • jkadin
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    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    #2
    Re: A little old lady

    I already read this one and is on the site funny it is.
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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: A little old lady

      FUNNY lol but a bit painful as well....
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      • Vasili
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        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: A little old lady

        Lol
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        • Astraltraveller
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 4006

          #5
          Re: A little old lady

          Originally posted by sedona View Post
          FUNNY lol but a bit painful as well....
          Hey Ken!!.... painful?..... aren't we glad we din't pee in her garden bushes......lol

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          • sedona
            Major General

            • Jun 2007
            • 2177

            #6
            Re: A little old lady

            Originally posted by Astraltraveller View Post
            Hey Ken!!.... painful?..... aren't we glad we din't pee in her garden bushes......lol
            especially because I seldom have a $20 in my pocket!
            Ken

            If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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