Recommended Training Program For All Personnel

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Recommended Training Program For All Personnel

    RECOMMENDED TRAINING PROGRAM FOR ALL PERSONNEL

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity

    from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained

    through our program of
    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T ..) .

    We are trying to give our employees more

    S.H.I.T.
    than anyone else. If you feel that you

    do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. , please see

    your supervisor.. You will be immediately placed

    at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors

    are especially skilled at seeing that you get all

    the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

    Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T.
    seriously will be placed in the
    DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
    (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).


    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously

    will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE

    TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T .) .


    Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they

    were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T.

    anymore, because they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
    If you too are full of S.H.I.T. ,
    you may be interested
    in a job teaching others. We can add your name

    To our
    BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you,
    BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH
    INTENSITY TRAINING
    (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)


    PS Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who
    need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same
    person who sent this S.H.I.T. To you...They have
    already had enough S.H.I.T. !!!!

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
    Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


    www.astralengineering.net
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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    #2
    Re: Recommended Training Program For All Personnel

    Ok it been emailed.Now thats s.h.i.t. is funny
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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: Recommended Training Program For All Personnel

      Funny s.h.i.t.....
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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