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A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem
was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and
labour.
She should be in my custody".
The judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to
say in your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating. Then
slowly rose.
"Your Honour, if I put a Dollar in a vending machine and a Coke
comes out, Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"
was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and
labour.
She should be in my custody".
The judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to
say in your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating. Then
slowly rose.
"Your Honour, if I put a Dollar in a vending machine and a Coke
comes out, Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"
