Walkies.....lol

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  • Astraltraveller
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    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Walkies.....lol

    A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
    Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
    'What does that mean?' asked the child.
    'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
    The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.'
    He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.'
    The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
    ... ... ... ... ... ...

    The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.

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  • SAman
    Major General

    • Mar 2007
    • 2009

    #2
    Re: Walkies.....lol

    Good one Astral!!
    Mike

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    • Vasili
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      • Mar 2006
      • 14683

      #3
      Re: Walkies.....lol

      omg ....
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      • sedona
        Major General

        • Jun 2007
        • 2177

        #4
        Re: Walkies.....lol

        VERY funny LOL....
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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