401 Keg

[D'son]

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today. But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago drank all the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund you will have received $214.00. Based on the above the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that on average Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!


Milage may vary with a few of our officers, hic!

[DM Owner]

Re: 401 Keg

OMG permission to repost this elsewhere on the internet! The word must be spread to help on the overcoming gas crisis.

-DM

[Vasili]

Re: 401 Keg

Deja Vu?

LOL

[pioneerVicki]

Re: 401 Keg

What excellent investment advise!

[Vasili]

Re: 401 Keg

LOLOL! Gimme a quater! A simple quater! Come on, dig deep sister! I'm thirsty, you know!

[SChajin]

Re: 401 Keg

Cheers !!!Drink Up

[sedona]

Re: 401 Keg

Of course, Collectors-Info posted this before but without the 'fuel consumption' info ... good addition, Ed.....