Marijuana Filled Firewood

[D'son]

'Hello, is this the sheriff's office?'

'Yes, what can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's
hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how
he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept using
axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop you firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to Git 'r dun)

[DM Owner]

Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

Never heard that one before very original.

A+

-DM

[pioneerVicki]

Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

It's based on the jokes doing the rounds in the 1960's about the Great Train Robbery. Here is the only one I can remember. (You need to remember that the money from the robbery was never found, only the robbers were.)
One wife wrote to her husband in jail among other things that she was thinking of digging up the back yard & planting potatoes. Her husband wrote back "DON'T dig up the back yard." Next week he gets a letter from his wife that said that a whole squad of police etc came & dug up the backyard. His next letter says simply "NOW plant the potatoes!"

[Vasili]

Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

Lol.

[sedona]

Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

Funny, Ed, and yes, Vicki, I've seen others in this vein as well...

[VivCo]

Re: Marijuana Filled Firewood

Funny.