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  • VodaHost
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    • Mar 2005
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    UFO - Cow Abduction


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  • sedona
    Major General

    • Jun 2007
    • 2177

    #2
    Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

    Whooooaa! That's a trip!
    Ken

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    • Karen Mac
      General

      • Apr 2006
      • 8332

      #3
      Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

      LMAO... Im not buying that one...How many people do you know run around with cams in the middle of a field to watch their cows graze? Not to mention, those vhs cams were HUGE in 1983!!

      Cool trick photography tho.

      Karen

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      • Vasili
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        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

        UFO Cow Abductions! The longest running joke in the pasture!

        I have the story directly from my cow that it has been a ruse that has worked for many years to allow cooped-up feeling cows a chance to run into town for a day or two for some serious bovine bliss ...... you can spot the ones who have broken the rules and think they are getting over on us by looking for nail polish on hooves and whose more frequent than usual belching gives off the odor of Jagermeister.
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        • VodaHost
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          • Mar 2005
          • 12356

          #5
          Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

          Originally posted by Vasili View Post
          UFO Cow Abductions! The longest running joke in the pasture!

          I have the story directly from my cow that it has been a ruse that has worked for many years to allow cooped-up feeling cows a chance to run into town for a day or two for some serious bovine bliss ...... you can spot the ones who have broken the rules and think they are getting over on us by looking for nail polish on hooves and whose more frequent than usual belching gives off the odor of Jagermeister.
          Are you saying that this is a conspiracy...Put together by the cows so they go out for a few drinks???? No bad at all...

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          • Vasili
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            • Mar 2006
            • 14683

            #6
            Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

            Originally posted by VodaHost View Post
            Are you saying that this is a conspiracy...Put together by the cows so they go out for a few drinks???? No bad at all...
            Explains why they have those commercials about "Happy Cows from California" (where the trend started, I hear, up in Napa Valley Wine Country).

            It takes a LOT to keep a cow happy, but a helluva lot more to pick up the pieces when they get angry .....
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            • Karen Mac
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              • Apr 2006
              • 8332

              #7
              Re: UFO - Cow Abduction


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              • Karen Mac
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                • Apr 2006
                • 8332

                #8
                Re: UFO - Cow Abduction



                LMAO.. TSHIRTS AND HATS HERE!

                Karen

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                • SChajin
                  Major General

                  • Jan 2006
                  • 2792

                  #9
                  Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

                  All I can say is (HOLY COW)
                  Sharon Chajin

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                  • Vasili
                    Moderator

                    • Mar 2006
                    • 14683

                    #10
                    Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

                    Karen is a Kook! Got the whole bunch of us VodAliens, huh?

                    I thought I see a mug 'I Survived a MacSmack' or something, too!

                    < running away very quickly >
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                    • sedona
                      Major General

                      • Jun 2007
                      • 2177

                      #11
                      Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

                      Kowabunga!
                      Ken

                      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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                      • Vasili
                        Moderator

                        • Mar 2006
                        • 14683

                        #12
                        Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

                        OMG! Did I step in some again????
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                        • Tom Finley
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                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1303

                          #13
                          Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

                          This video should be watched while listening to Ella Fitzgerald singing the timeless classic "Cow High the Moon."

                          But just so everyone knows the real truth about the video, cattle ranchers often put inflatable cow decoys in their fields to make the other ranchers jealous.
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                          • Vasili
                            Moderator

                            • Mar 2006
                            • 14683

                            #14
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                            See?? They actually condone "Cows in Town"! and cover for them too!!!!
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                            • Karen Mac
                              General

                              • Apr 2006
                              • 8332

                              #15
                              Re: UFO - Cow Abduction

                              LMAO>... back to cafe press for a mac smacked MUG

                              Karen

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