A blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk: 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies: 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk,'That sounds very small ... What room are they for?'
The blonde says: 'They aren't for a room ... They are for my new computer monitor.'
The surprised clerk replies: 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows...'
She tells the clerk: 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies: 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk,'That sounds very small ... What room are they for?'
The blonde says: 'They aren't for a room ... They are for my new computer monitor.'
The surprised clerk replies: 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows...'
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