Pink Curtains & the Blonde

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Pink Curtains & the Blonde

    A blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
    She tells the clerk: 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'

    The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

    The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

    The blonde promptly replies: 'Seventeen inches.'

    'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk,
    'That sounds very small ... What room are they for?'

    The blonde says: 'They aren't for a room ... They are for my new computer monitor.'

    The surprised clerk replies: 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'


    The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows...'




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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: Pink Curtains & the Blonde

    Sounds like a good reason to me............nice one mate........lol
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    • sedona
      Major General

      • Jun 2007
      • 2177

      #3
      Re: Pink Curtains & the Blonde

      hahahaha!
      Ken

      If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: Pink Curtains & the Blonde

        LOL

        Would she be shopping for a camera if she had Vista???
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        • jkadin
          Brigadier General

          • Jan 2008
          • 1478

          #5
          Re: Pink Curtains & the Blonde

          I think this is the same blonde


          A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
          After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

          'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
          but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

          Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

          'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
          'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents
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          • SAman
            Major General

            • Mar 2007
            • 2009

            #6
            Re: Pink Curtains & the Blonde

            LOL.....but could there really be some one like that..............................
            YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Mike

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