Seven Kinds Of Sex .......

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Seven Kinds Of Sex .......

    Seven Kinds Of Sex .



    The 1st kind of sex is called ....Smurf Sex.

    This kind of sex happens when you first


    meet someone and you both have sex until


    you are blue in the face.





    The 2nd kind of sex is called .. Kitchen Sex.

    This is when you have been with your


    partner for a short time and you are so


    needy you will have sex anywhere, even


    in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called .. Bedroom Sex.

    This is when you have been with your


    partner for a long time. Your sex has


    gotten routine and you usually have sex


    only in your bedroom..

    The 4th kind of sex is called .. Hallway Sex.

    This is when you have been with your


    partner for too long. When you pass each


    other in the hallway you both say ... 'F@#k You.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called .. Religious Sex.

    Which means you get Nun in the morning,


    Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.


    (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called .Courtroom Sex.

    This is when you cannot stand your wife


    any more. She takes you to court and


    screws you in front of everyone.

    And Last ... But not least ....


    The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.

    You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

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  • Marincky
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 4539

    #2
    Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex .......

    Yep, I think I've had all seven versions at some point!
    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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    • Vasili
      Moderator

      • Mar 2006
      • 14683

      #3
      Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex .......

      Wow. Talk about discouraging!
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