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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the c r a p table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
Turning to the two casino dealers she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeales... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugs each of the dealers and then promptly picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs...
The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
A very attractive blonde woman arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
Turning to the two casino dealers she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeales... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugs each of the dealers and then promptly picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs...
The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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