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Merry Christmas everyone to all my friends here at voda please have a safe and healthy christmas I miss all of you.
Who's The Strongest?
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man Around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bar tender would Squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then give the Lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze another drop of juice out would win the Money. Many people tried but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny, little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a Polyester suit. He said in a squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter died down, the bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed it. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man who clenched it in his small fist.
Soon the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as six drops of Juice fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000 and asked the little man, "what do you do for a living?" The Little man replied with a winning smile, "I work for The IRS!"
To everyone who gave me suggestion about the connection problem I have tried them all, I am baffled about it. Time warner says when the sysem goes down the i s p may change and hopefully I can connect then. So when I see my neighbor's wireless goes on I try to visit.
Again have a safe and healthy Merry christmas.
Who's The Strongest?
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man Around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bar tender would Squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then give the Lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze another drop of juice out would win the Money. Many people tried but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny, little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a Polyester suit. He said in a squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter died down, the bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed it. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man who clenched it in his small fist.
Soon the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as six drops of Juice fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000 and asked the little man, "what do you do for a living?" The Little man replied with a winning smile, "I work for The IRS!"
To everyone who gave me suggestion about the connection problem I have tried them all, I am baffled about it. Time warner says when the sysem goes down the i s p may change and hopefully I can connect then. So when I see my neighbor's wireless goes on I try to visit.
Again have a safe and healthy Merry christmas.
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