The secret to women

[Karen Mac]

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you
give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll
give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any c*r*a*p*, be ready to receive a ton of *c*h*i*t.'

Karen

[davidundalicia]

Re: The secret to women

If you give a woman an inch she will take a mile....................

[DarrenC]

Re: The secret to women

If you tell a woman she is wrong she will give you a load of lip.....

[davidundalicia]

Re: The secret to women

If a woman has just had her hair done
You MUST tell her "your hair looks nice Darling"
or
you will be in the doghouse for a week.............or longer!!

[DarrenC]

Re: The secret to women

If I give my wife a pair of jeans and baring in mind 'whatever you give a woman she'll make greater'. If she says 'Does my bum look big in these? Do I say 'absolutely darling'?

Darren

[davidundalicia]

Re: The secret to women

NOT if you want breakfast in bed.....................lol

[D'son]

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Not if you want to eat anytime in the near future.

[LadyEye]

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fine .....

[SChajin]

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Ha ha

[Marincky]

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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

Give her a simple map and she'll turn it into a world atlas (Probably upside down!)

Give her a disagreement and she'll turn it into a hurricane of an argument lasting weeks!

Tell her you said 'hello' to a woman whilst at work and she'll turn it into a full blown affair!

You're right Karen

[Karen Mac]

Re: The secret to women

Yes but you forgot the most important thing. You LOVE US!

without us youd still be running around in the ice age and peeing in the snow...and your name would be UNGHHHHHHHHH...


Karen

[D'son]

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Uunngggggg bbtffff gggnnnnssssssuuuu!!!!!

[Marincky]

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... and what's wrong with peeing in the snow?

[Karen Mac]

Re: The secret to women

Nothing.. long as a polar bear isnt hungry.

Karen

[davidundalicia]

Re: The secret to women

You can make pretty patterns in the snow......well at least we can.............lol